i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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