Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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