We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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