The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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