so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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