How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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