the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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