My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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