So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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