Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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