Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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