There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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