Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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