I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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