There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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