Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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