OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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