I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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