Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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