Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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