So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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