i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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