I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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