Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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