well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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