No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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