My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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