My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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