i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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