talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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