wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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