Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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