this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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