I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Oh god it's open bar.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
