Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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