Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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