thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
