i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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