New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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