i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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