I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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