I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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