So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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