i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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