I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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