Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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