when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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