Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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