Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Someone shit on the floor
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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