it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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