Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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