All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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